RALPH! It's not coming back!

Here is Ralph, in case you missed him last time.
















I doubt his name really is Ralph but I still laughed, RRRRRalph!

Djoo know what else isn't going to be coming back? Our planet.
I think we are getting to the point of complete oblivion - he looked at me funny, he called me names, he hit my sister, she threw a stone at me, he broke my bike, she broke my fingers, she stabbed my leg, he cut my leg off, he killed my dog, he killed my sister, he killed my family, she burned my house, he blew up my street, he invaded my town, she wants my land, he held my people hostage, she killed everyone in my city, he sent in tanks, she sent in jets, he fired guns, he fired cannons, she fired missiles, he fired missiles, he fired nukes, she fired nukes.... nobody else did anything ever because everyone is now dead. Shall we rebuild? No... lets not, it's all melted anyway.

No Dinosaurs, you had your chance.
I wonder if the Dinosaurs came back, would they use our dead bodies for fuel? I hope so.

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Here's Maggie Thatcher, throw 'er up and catch 'er.

*stretch*....*yawn*......

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!!! April!? Its bloody April.... why didn't any of you wake me up!? I haven't been conscious since November when I took out that cocking great meteor!
I've missed Christmas.... and New Year and April Fools Day and all those other ones.

Nah, just kidding (obviously). Imaging sleeping past Christmas, that would put a dampener on your next year.... unless you are in a coma, if you are I am sorry, I'm not ridiculing you and it probably isn't your fault, I am just pondering what it would be like to miss big major events of a year as well as your friends and family ... and... and... you know... I am making it worse aren't I? sorry. Well you cant really know I said that since you actually are unconscious, I was just joking and speculating. Get well soon.

One of the reasons I took so long to write more stuff is finding the time, after I did the show that involved the nude calendar (the one I mentioned in I Didn't Bob, also I have learned to spell calendar properly now, kept filling it with A's and no E) I was a whacking great Cyclops, now I have just finished being a cocky hunter who gets killed by a monster. I don't even remember what I am doing next. But, yeah, no time.
Another reason was after that little story about David Jones (only after I wrote it did I realise I had named ham after Davy Jones the ferrier/ferryer/ferreyerer of dead souls at sea) I realised it had been a while since I wrote anything and began to wonder if anyone thought the story was a front for the way I am feeling and that I actually fought off a massive metaphorical meteorite but then died in the process... I didn't, I couldn't write it after I died and probably couldn't have predicted such an event.
Then I thought, since I didn't have the time to write, I would leave it and see if anyone questions my whereabouts... they didn't, clearly. Well done, nain of yee believe what you read that is blatantly fictitious. Then a few people asked me to write some more, so I am.
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 butt indeed, It did lead me onto the thinking behind the interpretation of things. Its the whole (echoey voice moment) "WE PROJECT OUR OWN MEANING AN UNDERSTANDING ONTO EVERYTHING WE SEE, FROM THE SIMPLEST THING TO THE THE MOST INTRICATE AND COMPLEX HAPPENING"
We are all different and from such, we experience everything different. I am not saying that if you look at an apple you see yourself as an apple (well you might), what it means is that when you look at an apple you know everything about it from your own personal experience, you know if it looks wrong, you know how it should feel, smell and taste and you probably don't think about it at the time but you know where it came from, how it was created, how it died and how it is about to be destroyed...*munch*munch*munch*. If you had no experience of an apple you would look to the majority of .. I think Information is the word I want to use.. for guidance on it before you try it.
This is clear in everything we do from eating food to reading a book to watching a film, fighting fights, believing hype, following news, supporting.. well anything and choosing sides even if you are wrong.
Most of the time we all do what we are told and believe what we are told - BAM, Jade Goody was a racist monster who everyone hated and mocked like hell since she first appeared on the big buttbags brother, why? because that's what we were told, that is all we were ever shown of her. The people who new her wouldn't think that.... she died... we have lost some one special, there is a new angel in heaven, why? because we were fuckin told that,  our country abused her, ridiculed her all the way to the grave then told you how much they loved her. *RASPBERRY*
 - Michael Jackson - ridiculed, mocked... dead... musical genius, legend, loved him. Because you were told so.
 - Jimmy Saville - Loved, respected, knighted ... dead... he was Satan himself. Because you were told so.
Sorry, that is not interpretation, I got off the point, those examples are media and the way our country is. Yes our experience is part of it but I grew up to believe what I thought were trusted sources, but they are lies, cruel, cruel lies and the government - lies more cruel lies.

The point I was aiming towards before that was that when we read stories everyone will experience it differently. With the spinners we all feel like we are an individual in a world of people who are nothing like us... in truth it is pretty close but maybe not to the extent of whizzing, spinning and massive rocks.
The real truth is that no one in the whole planet can know you as well as you know yourself, you keep your own secrets, put up your own barriers and put on different faces depending on who you are talking to. Life is a performance.

And also Margaret Thatcher has died, this does not effect me whatsoever. Yes people were fucked over by her a long time ago but as many people said, she is still a human being with a family. I heard she was suffering for a while and it would seem that her body has now found peace....
But hey, lets jump on the band wagon, lets party, lets forget all our other worries and celebrate something that has had no actual impact on the way things are now or will ever be in the future, lets throw money away either for her or against her you are spending money on this moment. this is what our government loves a whoppping great distraction, no body cares about all the shit going down now because this is the news at the minute and when this dies down we will cover it over with another big problem, a protest or something. the banks are still running our country by taking our money then being saved by the government... using our money...
"wait for it guys, just wait, there will be another distractions soon, probably celebrity related"
"sir, its not happening"
"shit... declare that someone is a pedo, the uk hates pedos so they will get angry at that for a while and we can get more money"

she wasn't Voldemort, nothing has changed now she has died, nothing she did earlier in her life has undone itself with her passing. All that has happened is that I and many others have realised or should have realised what a fucking cruel, greedy and down right disgusting country we live in.
I never knew her, never understood what she did, didn't know what she was like and I pass on no condolences to anyone nor bad words towards her because this was a moment that had nothing to do with me like some many other that we get our noses poked into.

I hate preachy preachy stuff like this, bugger. I like to keep it light... wait, I will be back in a moment....
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Haha

Also, you should read The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman, its really really good.

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